BLASTIN' EMAILS IS HARD

Let me tell ya somethin', pal. This spammin' gig ain't as easy as it looks. You think you can just crank out some crappy emails and make a buck? Think again, suckers. It takes brains to get those emails past the filters. And even if you do, odds are your message is gonna end up in the delete folder. Yeah, it's a whole system. Gotta keep things